MEN

Something forwarded by a friend that I would like to share! Added some things to personalize it a bit since this is my blog anyway. Don't get me wrong though, I ain't a man-hater! Hahahaha! ENJOY!

For all those MEN who say:

Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? (I didn't know they could be that harsh... Tsk tsk tsk)

Here's an update for you!

Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage (This woman writing this here is not a part of the 80% though... Still keeping the faith ladies and gentlemen! Hahaha!) WHY?

Because Women realize it's not worth buying an entire PIG just to get a little sausage! (Hahahaha! Way to go!)

This is hilarious! Although let us admit it, yes, there are times we can't live with them but we cannot live without them as well.

1. Men are like LAXATIVES, they irritate the CRAP out of you!
2. Men are like BANANAS, the older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like WEATHER, nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like BLENDERS, you need ONE, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like CHOCOLATE BARS, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like COMMERCIALS, you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like DEPARTMENT STORES, their clothes are always 50% off.
8. Men are like GOVERNMENT BONDS, they take SOOOOOOOOOOOOO long to mature.
9. Men are like MASCARA, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like POPCORN, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like SNOWSTORMS, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last (THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE! Hahahahaha!)
12. Men are like LAVA LAMPS, fun to look at, but never bright.
13. Men are like PARKING SLOTS, all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. (Hahahaha! Or Gay perhaps?)